1
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Dnevnik vrhovnog komandanta.

2
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Neka to bude <I> ranije</I>
       Vrhovni komandant.

3
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Pišem ovo
       Dakle, ta budućnost
       Generacije

4
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Znaće
           Istina.

5
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Sve je počelo
         Prije dva dana.

6
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Ok, gde je
    Moje cipele?

7
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Mislim da sam vidio jednog od njih
   Tamo tamo.

8
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Harry je primio poruku
    Od velike džinovske glave

9
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Rekavši da jesam
       Za zamjenu

10
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Već sljedeće noći.

11
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Okrutno, to je bilo
       Samu noć

12
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Ta Mary
         na kraju rekao,

13
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"Stalo mi je do tebe."

14
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Meri, razumeš
      Svaka moja misao.

15
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Razumijem.
      Popio si mleko.
      Zašto kupiti kravu?

16
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Ne, želim te.
        Hoću kravu.

17
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Ali pozvan sam
       U podrum

18
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Da se upoznamo
        Moja zamjena.

19
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I evo me
      U ovom omotaču.

20
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br.

21
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Moram napraviti
         Brisanje.

22
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Ignorišući sve
       vojni protokol,

23
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On me je zatvorio
     U ovoj nevidljivoj kutiji.

24
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(zlokoban smeh)

25
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(dahće)

26
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Oh, moj bože!

27
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On me je okrenuo
U mimiku!

28
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(jeca)

29
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- šta se dešava u toj tavi?
- Kuvam kobasice.

30
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To su linkovi.
          Volim pljeskavice.

31
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- Žao mi je, gospodine.
       - izvini ne može.

32
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Pritisnite to meso, vojniče.
       Volim svoje veze.

33
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Ko je jeo
          Moje jagode?

34
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- kakve jagode?
     - Popio sam pintu
       Jagode unutra

35
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Sa napomenom
      Jasno označena moja.

36
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- Nisam ih uzeo.
      - Nisam ja.

37
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Čovječe, te jagode
Dobro je jelo.

38
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Postaje
Previše jasno

39
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Kako moj prethodnik
        Odabrao da vodiš stvari.

40
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Naći ćeš stvari
        Biti sasvim drugačiji
        Pod mojom komandom, Tommy.

41
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Uh, ne, ja sam Harry.

42
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Ne, to sam odlučio
           Od sada ćeš
           Budite poznati kao Tommy.

43
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sta je sa mnom?

44
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Bićete poznati
           Kao i Tommy.

45
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Ali čekaj.
Tomi i onda broj 2,
Ili i Tommy?

46
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Svi ćete biti
              Poznat kao Tommy!

47
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- i to nije sve.
       Poručniče?
     - gospodine!

48
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- od sada,
      Nosit ćeš suknje.
    - suknje?

49
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Nešto dugo
         To izgleda lepo
         Kada se vrtite.

50
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<I> i kloni se nabora.</I>
<I> znaš, ništa preterano.</I>

51
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U redu.

52
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Nadalje,
      Kada kuponi
      stići poštom,

53
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Dobio sam prve ruke.

54
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Mogu otvoriti
       Kutija žitarica
       Da biste dobili nagradu,

55
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Ali onda ne
       moram jesti...

56
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Žitarice.

57
00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,241
Kupatilo je bilo
Opskrbljeno sa dvije vrste
Od toalet papira.

58
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ja, i ja sam,

59
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Nabavite prošivenu vrstu.

60
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Ići ćeš kod berbera.
    Idem kod stiliste.

61
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Ali čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
Imamo još mnogo toga
Kosu od tebe.

62
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Nikad nećeš
      Pomeni to ponovo!

63
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Jesam li napravio sebe
       Jasno, Tommy?

64
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Svi: da.

65
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<I> (svira rok muzika 50-ih)</I>

66
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Kad te neko pita
koliko je sati,

67
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Ne reci
    "Vrijeme je za umiranje."

68
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- i, uh, gde
        Idem li na posao?
      -<I>univerzitet.</I>

69
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Ah.  Tako da bežim
            Univerzitet.

70
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Ne toliko trčati.
Predaješ čas fizike.

71
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Ja sam učiteljica?!

72
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Were all
               domara
               Zauzeti poslovi?

73
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Šest meseci na ovome
        Planeta, i to je sve
        Moj prethodnik je uspeo.

74
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Kako jadno.

75
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Mnogo je trošio
Vremena u celini
Dr. Albright stvar.

76
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Ah, da, Mary.

77
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Imam planove
         Za nju.

78
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Evo moje devojke.

79
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Osećam se tako lepo.

80
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Sada obratite pažnju.
      Imam zadatak
      Za tebe.

81
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poručniče,
        Skini ovo.

82
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Ja ću zahtijevati
sljedeće stavke:

83
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500 rolni srebra
Reflektirajuća ljepljiva traka,

84
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144 keramika
         šolje za kremu,

85
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Jedan subatomski spektrometar,
  I jednu ćuretinu.

86
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Vidite, ja gradim
     Najveći inkubator

87
00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,801
Ovi slabašni ljudi

88
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Da li ste ikada znali.

89
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I kada je
         je završeno,

90
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Ja ću se mrijesti
    Moja privatna vojska--

91
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od...

92
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Nejasne uskršnje ribe.

93
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šta gledaš?
   Imate svoj zadatak.
   Skoči na to!

94
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- Možeš li nas odvesti?
   - Ne.  auto je moj,
I samo moj.

95
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Vi ste ljudi.
         Koristite svoja stopala.

96
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znaš,
      Bio sam ovako blizu
      Da ga šutne.

97
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Da.

98
00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:16,374
Da, htio sam
    Udari mu dupe,

99
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ali, znaš,
Mislio sam da ćeš to uraditi.

100
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- pa kad se vrati,
    Razbijam ga.
  - U redu.

101
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Šta ste vi momci
               Žalba
               O, ha?

102
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Zaslužio sam njegov posao.
             Trebalo bi da budem
             Vrhovni komandant.

103
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Imam staž.
     Znam teritoriju.

104
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Pa zašto nije
        Ja sam unapredio, a?

105
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Jer ja sam žena.
     još jednom,

106
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Žena
        Pređeno je.

107
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- želiš me
        Da ga razbijem?
      - harry,

108
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Neće
     Budi bilo kakav udarac.
     On je vrhovni komandant.

109
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sviđalo se to tebi ili ne,
   Zakleli smo se da ćemo ga pratiti.

110
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U svakom slučaju, možda
     Ova misija bi dobro došla
     Malo discipline.

111
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Da, lijepa suknja,
Tommy.

112
00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,813
U redu, kako
         Radiš auto?

113
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( udaranje )

114
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Vidite, jeste
Razlika
             Između dobre tkanine

115
00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,190
I jeftina tkanina.

116
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onda opet,
        Moj treći muž

117
00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,293
Svidelo mi se jeftino.

118
00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:12,630
Da, da, to je
Fascinantno.

119
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Recimo, dr. Solomon,
        Možeš li doći

120
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,302
I pomozi mi
       Sa mojom zamkom za dlačice?

121
00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:21,639
Ne, ja...

122
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voleo bih zaista,
    Ali bojim se
    To je nemoguće.

123
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Vidite, jesam
        Loša leđa.

124
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Mislim da znam zašto
               Ovdje si dolje.

125
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Isti razlog
         Moj drugi muž
Nekad sam dolazio ovamo.

126
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(glasan prasak)

127
00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,987
Boca viskija skrivena
         U izolaciji.

128
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( lupanje )

129
00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,158
naravno,
             Uvek sam znala.

130
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Ružičasta dlaka
             U njegovom pivu
             Dao sam ga.

131
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( lupanje )

132
00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,465
(pjevuši)

133
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,834
( pantalone )

134
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- gđa. Dubcek.
         - mm-hmm.

135
00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,976
Da?

136
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,146
Trebaš mi
    Da mi učini uslugu.

137
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,315
Možete li ići gore
I reci Sally

138
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,317
Da sam ovde dole?

139
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,254
Ali ako me vidiš
    Stojeći tamo--

140
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,422
A ovo je
    Veoma važno--

141
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,359
Ne govori
Bilo šta za mene.

142
00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,796
Samo ostavi Sally po strani
I šapni joj.

143
00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,798
sta god da radis,
    Budite sigurni

144
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,201
<I> Ja</I> ne čujem te <I>.</I>

145
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,605
Dođi ponovo?

146
00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,143
(uzdahne)
        Nema veze.

147
00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,079
( postolje )

148
00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,721
<I> (vrata se otvaraju)</I>

149
00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,998
Prestani.

150
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,500
U redu, evo
            Lepljiva traka.
            Koliko nam treba?

151
00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,470
500 rolni,
    Srebrna reflektirajuća.

152
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,539
Dobro, pa, kako
           Oko osam rolni

153
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,708
- nekako sivkasto?
     - to je u redu.

154
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,545
Šta ti misliš
Dick radi sada?
Znaš, stari kurac.

155
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,582
Ne mislite
Prebacili su ga u
Smeđa planeta, zar ne?

156
00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,151
ooh...

157
00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:17,555
- Dennis!
      - Tom, Sally, Harry.

158
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,657
Šta ste vi momci
           Radiš ovde?

159
00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,061
- Samo smo morali da izaberemo
       Podigni malo ljepljive trake.
     - Mislim na zemlji.

160
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,063
Oh.  Pa, jesmo
    Radim tu stvar

161
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,432
Tamo gde bi trebalo
    Biti ljudska porodica.

162
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,434
Izbjegao sam
              Taj zadatak.

163
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,002
Videli smo te na televiziji.
18 skokova po utakmici.

164
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,771
Ne ljudi
           Sumnjate na nešto?

165
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,775
pogledaj se--
     Kosa, tetovaže.

166
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,877
- kao <I> ti</I>
         Mogao bi biti čovjek.
       - da.

167
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:44,015
Oni misle da sam čudan
        Ili tako nešto.

168
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,717
Čujem to.

169
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,286
Slušaj, Denise,
        Moram da te pitam.

170
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,288
Madona--
       Odakle je ona?

171
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,390
- Detroit.
       - Detroit, zemlja?

172
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,058
- izlazi.
           - Ne.

173
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,327
Da, ovdje je.
               Ona je ovde.

174
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,697
- o čemu
         Michael Jordan?
       - robot.

175
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:03,068
- Rekao sam ti.  Vidiš?
    - U redu, u redu.

176
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,503
pa, momci,
               Moram da idem.

177
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,805
Nastavite hrabro
I prikriveno.

178
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,975
Jam on.

179
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:27,025
sviđa mi se
    Šta si uradio
    Sa svojim stolom.

180
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,093
Želiš li me?
       Da to uradim

181
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,696
Za tvoje?

182
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,766
br.
        Sviđa mi se neuredno.

183
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,734
Loša djevojka.

184
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,171
Dakle, dr. Olbright,
       Osvježi mi pamćenje.

185
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,173
da li ti i ja...

186
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,808
Već ste imali seks?

187
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,711
zašto, da,
       Verujem da jesmo.

188
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,181
Kako je bilo?

189
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,583
Bilo je... Lijepo.

190
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,453
sljedeći put,
         neće biti...
         Tako lijepo.

191
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:05,262
- šta si mu uradio?
   - Ne znam, Nina.

192
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:08,065
Nina, gde je
       To sveobuhvatno
Nastavni plan i program?

193
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,369
Samo si mene pitao
    Da to uradim pre 10 minuta.
    Ja nisam mašina.

194
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,938
Oh, šteta.

195
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,774
sta radis
      Pokušavam da se pokažem
      Ispred nje?

196
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,776
Nemam
          Da se pokažem.

197
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,678
samo moram...

198
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,714
Pojavi se.

199
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,918
Zar nije nevaljao?

200
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,292
Stari kurac bi
          Nikada nam nije naredio da izađemo
          Na krov.

201
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:37,195
Osim tog vremena
            Naredio nam je da izađemo
            Na krov.

202
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,130
Oh, dobro,
          Taj put, naravno.

203
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,068
Mala vatra
Izbio je
            U dnevnoj sobi.

204
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:47,338
Postoji vatra
Aparat za gašenje
Pored peći.

205
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:52,009
Peć je
    U kuhinji.

206
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,779
Očigledno.

207
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,613
Ovaj tip
                Tako tvrdoglavo.

208
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:59,050
Mogu li vas podsjetiti
Taj tvrdoglavac
Da li je naš vrhovni komandant?

209
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,885
Vi ste oružje
    Ekspert.

210
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,187
Zar ne postoji neki način
    Da ga se otarasim?

211
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,022
Ne, zaglavili smo
Sa njim.

212
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,892
Ne možemo ga samo ulomiti
Sa granatom dok
On se tušira.

213
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,329
ali slušaj,
           Slučajno se tušira
Eksplodiraj sve vreme.

214
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,731
- Nisam to čuo, vojniče.
 - rekao je da tuševi--

215
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,767
Začepi!

216
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:19,270
Hvala vam puno.
     Aparat za gašenje požara
     Sada je u plamenu.

217
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,008
- Nedostaje mi stari kurac.
  - I meni nedostaje stari kurac.

218
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,178
Nedostajati mu ne ide
Da ga vratim.

219
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,314
Priznat ću to
     Metode starog kurca

220
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,484
Bili su malo drugačiji
    Nego ovaj kurac, ali...

221
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:34,819
Nije gore
       Nama da pitamo
       Njegove direktive.

222
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,988
On komanduje,
       I to je to.

223
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,358
on je...

224
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,294
On je samo zao,
      I nema ništa
      Možemo to učiniti.

225
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,129
Vau.
         Vau, vau, vau.

226
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,131
- dobijaš
         Sva mokra.  Stani.
       - prestani da curi.

227
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,133
ne, u pravu si,
U pravu si.

228
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,469
Kao kurac uvek
Govorilo se,

229
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,404
Nikad im ne dozvoli
Vidimo se da curi.

230
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,576
Vatra je izmakla kontroli.
      Vraćam se za dva sata.

231
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,749
Nedostaje mi kurac.
(jecanje)

232
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,152
(jeca)

233
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,129
( prstenje )

234
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,064
sta zelis

235
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,569
( prstenje )

236
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,504
Šta hoćeš?!

237
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,275
( prstenje )

238
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,777
Prestani.

239
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,512
( prstenje )

240
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,447
Prestani!

241
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,687
Zdravo.

242
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,557
dr Olbrajt,
Večera, moje mesto,
       Večeras.

243
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,561
- je li to pozivnica?
    - Ne.

244
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,562
pa...

245
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,698
Mačka misli
On ima miša
Uz rep.

246
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,269
Da, ali ponekad
      Mačka voli da...

247
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,371
Igraj se sa njegovim plenom

248
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,340
Pre nego što uđe
       Za ubistvo.

249
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,444
Pa, mačka
        Može imati kandže,

250
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,846
Ali miš
         Brzo je.

251
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,614
istina,

252
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,017
Ali miš
        Uvek će pasti

253
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,952
Za sir.

254
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,990
Mačka voli
    I malo sira.

255
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,058
i mleko,
           I mrtve ptice...

256
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,395
Ali on uvek

257
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,697
Čisto se liže.

258
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,971
Pitali ste
        Ja na večeru?

259
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,140
- uh, da.
        - Biću tamo.

260
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,344
(zavija)

261
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,548
Ne, ja sam mačka!

262
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,986
Evo nastavnog plana
      To si htela.

263
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,489
Zašto, ovo je
        Divno, nina.

264
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,424
pa...

265
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,359
Izvrsno
          Beautiful.

266
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,862
Pa, imamo novi
         Toner kertridž--

267
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,797
Ne budi tako skroman.

268
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,239
Vidimo se kasnije.

269
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,944
U redu.

270
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,782
<I> (klasno zvono zvoni)</I>

271
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,996
Izvinite.
         Mora postojati
         Neka greška.

272
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,165
Ova učionica je moja.
    Pronađite svoje.

273
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,269
dr Solomon,
    Svi smo bili pravedni
    Čekamo naše ocjene.

274
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,805
Oh, ocjene.

275
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,040
Nisam shvatio
       Uključena nastava

276
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,309
Evaluacija.

277
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,078
Vrlo dobro.

278
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,114
Treba ti tvoja kosa
       Ispravljeno.

279
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,816
Previše si nizak
            Za tvoje lice.

280
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,686
Jeste
            Muzejska kvaliteta
            Torzo.

281
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,589
Ti... si bezopasan.

282
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,624
Bićete pošteđeni
         I nosio

283
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,827
Teške stvari.

284
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,863
- ti--
    - dr. Solomone, mislili smo
      Naše slovne ocjene.

285
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,101
Odlučio sam
       Da ti dam sve...

286
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,971
- "D" S.
- imamo "D"S.

287
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,907
(svi navijaju)

288
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,513
<I> (aplauz na TV-u)</I>

289
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,582
Nije li ovo predivno?
Mislim, pogledaj je,

290
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,818
Reunited with
    Rođena majka

291
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,855
Nikad nije znala.
    (jecanje)

292
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,857
Volim "Ricki Lake."

293
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:37,194
Pre neki dan, ova žena
   Konačno došao licem u lice
   Sa njenim stalkerom.

294
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,430
I bio je tako sladak,
      Ona je pristala

295
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,932
Da izađem na sastanak
      Sa njim.

296
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,202
Hmm, pa, možda ako
    išao sam u tu emisiju,

297
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,403
Oni bi se ponovo ujedinili
       ja sa kitom--

298
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,641
Johnson.

299
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,877
Dick Johnson.
Mali Dickie Johnson.

300
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,812
Prestani da me gledaš.

301
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,650
A ko je ovo
      Izvrsno stvorenje?

302
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,487
Uh... Možda bi
Bolje idi dole,
gđo Dubček.

303
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,389
gđo Dubček.

304
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,526
vidimo se kasnije,
         gđo Dubček.

305
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,936
(zavija)

306
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,641
Okreni to
               Smeće.

307
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,078
od sada,
             Gledamo samo golf.

308
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,615
Ali htela sam da gledam
   "The Jerry Springer Show."

309
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,587
Prijenos dolazni
    Od velike džinovske glave.

310
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,090
Upozorenje, upozorenje!

311
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,125
Opasnost, opasnost!

312
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,126
Zbog
       Službena greška,

313
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,430
Vaš vrhovni komandant
     Možda je bilo
     Slučajno zamijenjen

314
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,066
Od nezadovoljnog
        Bivši zaposlenik

315
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,068
O velikoj džinovskoj glavi.

316
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,070
Trebao bi biti
Smatra se naoružanim

317
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,106
I izuzetno
Neprijatno.

318
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,376
i zapamti,
      Kad razmišljaš
      džinovskih glava,

319
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,611
Misli na veliko
        Džinovska glava.

320
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,216
Nastavi normalno
      Funkcije u tri,

321
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,218
Dva, jedan.

322
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,694
u redu,
    šta je to bilo?

323
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,695
- pogrešan broj.
        - Oh.

324
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,631
(smeje se)

325
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,674
Sad umukni
I donesi mi to
Turkey baster!

326
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,514
Zašto me ne natjeraš
     Uzmite ćuretinu?

327
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,858
Dva.
         ♪ Oh, njeno ime
         Bila je lola ♪

328
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,860
♪ bila je glumica ♪

329
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,729
♪ sa žutim perjem
     U njenoj kosi ♪

330
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,731
♪ i kroj haljine
Dole dole ♪

331
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,134
♪ bi merengue ♪
Zdravo, stari kurac.

332
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,537
♪ i uradi
    Ča-ča-- ♪

333
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,476
- kurac!
            - Harry!

334
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,745
- Oh!
             - Oh!

335
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,515
Au, au, au, au,

336
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,449
Au-ww.

337
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,023
- nevidljiva kutija?
        - da.

338
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,291
Oh.

339
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,695
Tommy!
         Tommy!  Tommy!

340
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,265
- da?
- šta ovo znači?

341
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,935
Ja sam jasno tražio
Reflektirajuća ljepljiva traka.

342
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,770
Oh, o tome, vidi,
To je bilo sve što su imali.

343
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,941
( ruga se )
         Tipično.  Jeste li dobili
         Šolje sa kremom?

344
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,376
Nismo
            Toliko ih dobiti

345
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,345
Kao propalo
           Da ih dobijem, gospodine.

346
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,616
Jeste li probali Jenny's
      Snabdevanje restorana
      U petoj ulici?

347
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,485
- Nisu otvorene
      Za širu javnost.
    - Oh.

348
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:52,456
Tako je.
      Ne mogu samo
      Bilo ko pravi kremu.

349
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,458
ne, naravno da ne
Ne na ovoj planeti.

350
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,161
Ne, ne, to bi
Budite previše jednostavni.

351
00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:00,131
Ne, imamo maloprodaju,
     I imamo veleprodaju.

352
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,767
Imamo roze pakete
      I plavi paketi,

353
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,768
Republikanci
              i demokrate,

354
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,270
I zabava to
     Počeo je ludi patuljak.

355
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,713
Toliko izbora.

356
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,281
Kako se svi vole
       Njihova slobodna volja.

357
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,585
Svi imaju
   Drugačija tačka gledišta.

358
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,388
Trebalo bi biti samo
      Jedna tačka gledišta--

359
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,057
Moje gledište.

360
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:32,096
Pa, imam poruku
     Za ove ljude.

361
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,998
Bife je
         Pred zatvaranjem

362
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,934
Zauvijek.

363
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,204
(manijalan smeh)

364
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,447
( zadihano )

365
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,716
- ( cvili )
       - šta je, dečko?

366
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,689
Mislim da nas želi
Da ga pratim.

367
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,695
- kurac!
            - kurac!

368
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,831
Sally!  Ne, pazi!
     Postoji nevidljivi--

369
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,267
- nevidljivi--
        - (progunđa)

370
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,903
(obojica stenju)

371
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,972
Oh, vi momci,

372
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,907
Evo
       Nevidljiva kutija.

373
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,850
<I> ( svira rok muzika iz 50-ih)</I>


